CANNIBALS DONT LIKE CYCLISTS

To be filed under "stick foot in mouth" but.... holy crap, I thought all women in Utah were frigid titless mormon nasties... but from this pic from pezcyclingnews (the daily distraction) I was obviously mistaken



Frank Schleck back at it.... I look at the legs on this guy, and one thing comes to mind.... imagine some poor canibal family that ends up with frank schleck for dinner.... theres absolutely no fat on this guy at all.... anyone knows good meat needs a little marbling (bits of fat traced throughout).... frank schleck should be ashamed... theres poor canibal children out there, that would.... er, this is gettin a bit weird isnt it.... just ignore what I was saying.... its a pic of frank schleck... thats all.

Tom Boonen.... another canibals worst nightmare, that.... uh, what? whatsdat ? shut the hell up ? ..... oh, oh yeah.... a pic of Tom Boonen

And a pic of George Hincappie being chased by angry canibals, that.... no, no, no.... George Hincapie with HTC in tow.... there are no canibals in this picture (at least that are visible)

Dirty, dirty, dirty.... P-R in the 70's or there about